opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

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do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.

trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.

this is so god damn important

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I’m sat on the balcony watching a huge electrical storm, it’s amazing and beautiful, I’ve never seen anything like it in my life.

I started hearing this strange slapping noise and I was like “wtf is that?!” Then it was followed by all the sexual moans and groans of my neighbours.
They are going for it, full throttle.
I can actually hear balls slapping.

I just want to watch the storm guys.



I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

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shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

Cookie Crumble Chocolate Cupcakes (With Peanut Butter Frosting & A Cookie Centre!)



Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

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if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable


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got damn