do you ever see your face from an angle you’re not used to and you’re like damn who is that ugly hoe??? have I really looked like that this whole time ??
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong